The joys of college life are endless. Just the other month, my good
acquaintances (I can’t really call them friends as I don’t know them well) from
across the dormitory hall had a good party with their homemade moonshine. They
had a wonderful time.

On the other hand, I did not. Rather than getting drunk, I became a sort of
designated responsible adult. This was frustrating, not because of the
inability to get drunk, but by the side effects of the alcohol:

• 1 was unable to drink the failed liquor.
• 1 vomitted the failed liquor on my pants.
• 2 were hospitalized. They regained their sight 3 days later.

As for myself, I played it safe. I didn’t get invited.

While this story may drive more than one of us to tears, it teaches us a
valuable lesson. Use the right bacteria when brewing your moonshine.
To assist you, here is a video.

[Torrent]